What jobs would FE characters have in modern day life?

Read it as you see it. Well, my friends and I have dicussed this before. Florina would be a telemarketer. Imagine giving customer service a call and getting her.

"Uh, yea. My computer has this stuck pixel here, and its just really bugging me."
"AH! MAN!" *Stabs phone with lance*
"Eh? ..." -dail tone-

Rath would be an optimisim speech instructor.

"..."
"..."
"..."
*raises hand.* "Aren't you going to say anything?"
"..." *shakes head slightly.*

Others?

Shinon would be a game designer

Shinon: Yes I want the "The Legend of Shinon" "Super Shinon Bros." and "Shinon Emblem" out by tomorrow.

Oliver would be the before picture in the Trimspa commercial

Oliver: I lost 729 Lbs.

Tethys would be a Pole-dancer

Ooo Burn.

Largo- Personal trainer.

"Here...take these."

But these are-!

"Shhh....it's nothing! Especially NOT steroids..."